Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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