and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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