Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize