I could have mohawked her pubes.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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