new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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