Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
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