I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
