I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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