don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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