I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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