I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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