I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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