You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
