NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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