don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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