You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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