last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i think i have two assholes
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
