: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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