So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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