There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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