I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I pour the whiskey from now on
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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