Swine flu. Run for my life!
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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