Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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