What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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