we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i think i have herpe
just one?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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