how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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