Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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