He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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