the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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