Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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