I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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