I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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