I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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