Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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