I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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