he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Randomize
