Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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