yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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