chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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