why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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