I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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