Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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