oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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