Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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