How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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