Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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