Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
you will always have a special place in my vag
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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