The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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