You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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