everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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