brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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