We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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