Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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